Max Koch Uncorked

Wine-soaked adventures through a twisted life…

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Waiting Tables (New Video)

Holy crap, was I a lousy waiter. I did NOT fare well in food service. And it’s so crazy, because I just read a story about how Restaurant Workers haven’t gotten a min. wage hike in 25 years. NOT COOL, MAN. Anyhow. The point is: I’ve just uploaded a new video about how much I sucked […]

I Was a TEENAGE Max Koch (New Video)

You ever look back at yourself during your teen years and scream, “WHAT THE HELL WAS I THINKING?!?!?!” Oh, wait. We’ve ALL done that. Only some of us don’t have the balls to share that once zitty, smelly, gangly, goofy, awkward, embarrassing, oversexed version of ourselves. Well, not your ol’ buddy, Max! Oh, no, I am […]

Been Takin’ A Look Back…

Tony Soprano said it best: “Remember When is the lowest form of conversation.” Now as much as I agree with T, I still can’t help but reflect on my 45 years of life thus far…mainly because I am now focusing hardcore on an autobiographical graphic novel-type project I’ve been starting and stopping for years. I don’t […]

A Very Special Gift

My very dear, very generous friend, Nicole, AKA Green Girl, recently hooked me up with a very SPECIAL gift. Turns out her sister works with the great and immensely talented Rolfe Kent, who provided the score…one of my all-time favorites, in fact…to Alexander Payne’s now legendary film, Sideways. I’m telling you, not a trip to California Wine Country […]

“Soft Hold Cancelled”

Late last year, a writer friend encouraged me to audition for an upcoming game show (?) hosted by Dana Carvey called “First Impressions.” Now listen, I am the first to tell you: I never considered myself to be much of an impressionist. Yeah, I made some videos for YouTube that went viral of me pretending […]

Augustine Wine Bar

Listen, I don’t wanna hang out with most anyone these days. It’s enough with people already. Especially NEW ones you gotta get to know. I’d rather be home alone, watching horror movies with my dogs. But this dude Jerod Gunsberg had been comin’ at me for a while (he and his wife, like, share ALL […]

Max Koch Goes to JPL (New Video)

My good ol’ buddy from high school (and JPL Media Producer) Stephen Epstein takes me on an extraordinary private tour of the NASA research and development center located in La Cañada Flintridge, California. I was humbled and in awe. Space out and ENJOY. Click the pic of Curiosity n’ me below and GO: WINE PAIRING: […]

Later, 2015!

Are we here yet? Is it over?? Did we make it??? Phew. What a year.  I’ll be honest: 2015 was another really rough one for me. Sure, it had its perks – my mounting of a giant hook that now holds my hummingbird feeder, for example – but I took a lotta unexpected hits, too. […]

The 2015 Krampus Ball!

Alpine folklore came to the Highland Park Ebell Club last night, so Kari Wahlgren and I decided to explore the dark side of such seasonal festivities… I immediately crashed into this devil upon arrival. As Kari was seduced by this otherworldly creature. So much creativity…so many cool people. We arrived a little early, so hopefully that […]

Remember “The Last Temptation of Christ”?

Wow.  Remember Martin Scorsese’s “The Last Temptation of Christ”? I was 18 when it came out in 1988 and I don’t even remember how many times I saw it, I was so smitten. Countless, countless times. It, like, POSSESSED me. I even dragged poor Jen Friedman to it on our first date. Problem is, I […]