{"id":98,"date":"2014-08-20T16:23:09","date_gmt":"2014-08-20T16:23:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxkochuncorked.com\/?p=98"},"modified":"2014-08-20T16:36:28","modified_gmt":"2014-08-20T16:36:28","slug":"bravo-farms","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxkochuncorked.com\/?p=98","title":{"rendered":"Bravo Farms"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>One of the many goals I have for this blog is to post many videos of me acting like an idiot while I explore California wine country. \u00a0I really enjoy being in front of the camera. \u00a0Especially if all I have to be is myself. Simply because I can be extremely lazy and being myself doesn&#8217;t take a whole lot of work. \u00a0Unless, of course, I plummet into despair or fall into a major depression or whatever. \u00a0Then being myself becomes a sincere burden.<\/p>\n<p>I took a hosting class earlier this year taught by <a title=\"Maureen Browne\" href=\"http:\/\/www.initiativetalentgroup.com\" target=\"_blank\">Maureen Browne<\/a> (one of the many encouragers of me starting this blog) and my prime objective there\u00a0was to reinvent myself as sort of a <a title=\"Huell Howswer\" href=\"http:\/\/www.calgold.com\" target=\"_blank\">Huell Howser<\/a>\u00a0\/ <a title=\"Hunter S. Thompson\" href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Hunter_S._Thompson\" target=\"_blank\">Hunter S. Thompson<\/a> hybrid of hosting. \u00a0But that seemed like too much effort so I chose to just stay being, y&#8217;know, <em>myself<\/em>. \u00a0Only take it UP a notch. \u00a0Especially technically. \u00a0And so I took three months after <a title=\"I recovered from sinus surgery\" href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=Em-Tk9PZRsA\" target=\"_blank\">I recovered from sinus surgery<\/a> to completely re-do my office, switch from PC to MAC, invest in a much higher-quality camera&#8230; and learn entirely NEW editing software.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m not QUITE there yet. \u00a0But I will be. \u00a0I also MUST lose more weight because this nowadays HD bullshit can make you want to flee to a darkened den for the rest of your run. \u00a0If I wanna be ON camera, I can&#8217;t look like a 500lb. ruddy <a title=\"Ron Perlman\" href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/name\/nm0000579\/\" target=\"_blank\">Ron Perlman<\/a>. \u00a0I am WAY too vain for THAT. \u00a0That&#8217;s one reason why I go get regular facials from my wonderful friend,\u00a0<a title=\"Ricki\" href=\"http:\/\/www.rickisskincare.com\" target=\"_blank\">Ricki<\/a>. \u00a0She&#8217;s the ONLY chick I know outside of my wife who has ANY interest in the <a title=\"Manson Family\" href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Charles_Manson\" target=\"_blank\">Manson Family<\/a> saga. \u00a0So we&#8217;ll jibber-jabber away about Charlie, the girls, and other true crime tales while she scrapes the shit out of my face as I weep and shriek.<\/p>\n<p>Meanwhile, here was my trip to <a title=\"Bravo Farms\" href=\"http:\/\/www.bravofarmstraver.com\/home.html\" target=\"_blank\">Bravo Farms<\/a>\u00a0we made last year on the way up to Lake Tahoe for my kid sister&#8217;s wedding. \u00a0Ever heard of an ELDERBERRY&#8230;?<\/p>\n<p><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"846\" height=\"476\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/Oy5ogv3eWs0?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One of the many goals I have for this blog is to post many videos of me acting like an idiot while I explore California wine country. &nbsp;I really enjoy being in front of the camera. &nbsp;Especially if all I have to be is myself. 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