{"id":4588,"date":"2019-09-08T23:18:49","date_gmt":"2019-09-08T23:18:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxkochuncorked.com\/?p=4588"},"modified":"2019-09-08T23:18:49","modified_gmt":"2019-09-08T23:18:49","slug":"a-couple-of-three-things","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxkochuncorked.com\/?p=4588","title":{"rendered":"“A Couple of Three Things”"},"content":{"rendered":"

Hey! How’s it goin’?? I wanna tell ya\u00a0a couple of three things<\/a>…<\/strong><\/p>

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ONE: I’m back on Netflix in another episode of The Epic Tales of Captain Underpants<\/em>. I voice a giant laser monster with a vaguely-European accent named Laserlightmare and not one but TWO hillbillies named Billy. Click HERE<\/a> to go straight to the episode!<\/strong><\/p>

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TWO: I have a new Cheetos TV spot running that I think you’ll enjoy. \u00a0Go HERE<\/a> to see that one. \u00a0It’s funny.<\/strong><\/p>

THREE: \u00a0Also Cheetos-related, The House of Flamin’ Haute salon and fashion show went down in NYC this past week<\/a> and I was just blown away by all of the\u00a0wonderful colors and creativity. \u00a0You can check out the\u00a0runway experience\u00a0HERE<\/a>, featuring a book-ended\u00a0appearance by your favorite spokes-cheetah.<\/strong><\/p>

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I hope you are all getting ready for the autumn season and subsequent Halloween havoc like I am. \u00a0I asked my wife if she had a problem with me decorating in early September and she said, “have at it!” So check out the new ornament<\/a> I purchased today at the 99 Cents Only store.<\/strong><\/p>

WINE PAIRING: \u00a0<\/strong>Yesterday, Cousin Lorenzo and I recorded a new episode of our Guys Day In podcast<\/a> and I brought down a bottle of the 2016 Avalon\u00a0Cabernet Sauvignon<\/a> from Napa Valley. \u00a0It opened up SO quickly. A flourish of fruit and rich goodness that totally rocked our stemware!<\/b><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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